:: My Blog's Name is Jennifer ::

:: Sunday, March 30, 2003 ::

Tomorrow is my great-grandma's eighty-seventh birthday. Tomorrow is also Ewan McGregor's thirty-second birthday. What an auspicious day.
:: Mac 7:40 PM [+] ::
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I ate my entire jar of pickles BY MYSELF. Well, one other person ate a couple pickles, BUT NOT MANY. And the pickles were NOT EVEN THAT GOOD. Gee, I love pickles.

In other news, my scissors are dulling. They're used to cut everything, so it should be of no surprise after several years, but still. Curses.
:: Mac 7:28 PM [+] ::
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I have four quotes on Marion's email signature, which consists of a bunch of IM anecdotes from various friends. Mine are:

* Kyla = GAY PORN fanatic. (Long story.)

* didn't you know i am the baby fairy? (I think this was in the midst of another 'just what's on the tops of our heads' convos, which we seem to have a lot.)

* That wiley dino man. (I can't remember who the dino man was.)

* Well, if we walk around naked all the time, it could get boring when we WANT to be naked. (Um...another...LONG story...it involved a plan for me and Marion to move to the jungle. Yeah...)



:: Mac 10:48 PM [+] ::
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I talked to my mom twice yesterday. First time, it was to inform me that my grandma was sending me $20, thus ruining the surprise when I got it today. The second time was good news. See, my parents recently divorced for the second time. (They've been married twice. To each other.) The only thing she asked for as settlement (and she's strained to inform me several times that she COULD'VE asked for more, but hasn't; I have no idea just how true this is, considering she doesn't have custody of my brother) was half of my dad's saved up retirement money. But it's taken forever for her to get it. Well, apparently, finally, it should be coming pretty soon, within several weeks. She'll be getting a good sum, though I'm not clear on how much.

This is happened before, sort of. Years ago, when I was in second grade or so, she sued Disneyland for wrongful termination and got a lot of money. It was gone in a matter of months. For about a semester's worth of time, we had a nice Bronco, a house in Arizona, and one awesome Christmas. Then we had nothing again. I'm seriously worried about this happening again. She's getting much less money than the first time, so it'll be gone quicker. Also, my mom just likes to spend money. This isn't totally a bad thing - she's a very generous person, and after having NO money, it's easy to go through a lot when you have it. She's also saying crazy things like she PROMISED my dad she'd pay my tuition for next year, which is actually more than the amount she's getting.

At least she'll get herself a car. That's good.

Today was the Archaeology Club Indiana Jones Marathon. All three, none of which I'd ever seen before. I'm so very sad. In total, five of us showed up, not counting the professor advisor. It was still fun though; the four of us freshman are such nerds. There are about a million inside jokes with all of us, and today we ran one straight into the ground - heirs. Don't ask what this is; it's an inside joke, after all. We decided the fourth IJ movie should be "Indiana Jones and the Quest for an Heir." We're having trouble casting the heir though.

The inside joke I'm still not tired of - chupacabras. Oh yesssssss.

Afterwards, my Arch 320 group met up downstairs to supposedly start out project (we didn't). When Andrew and I showed up first, no one was in the student lounge. The TV was on though, so I turned it to Comedy Central, knowing that it was stand-up time. Outside, the student store worker old lady started to stare venomously inside. When Andrew returned (he'd gone to the restroom), he told me he'd heard her muttering, "I can't BELIEVE this." Apparently, she'd been watching some sort of game through the window. Later, after Jessi and Josh showed up, she tried to get another Archaeology student to tell us to change it back. Please. Eventually, she watched part of the game on another, smaller TV. When we left I was going to change it back, but Josh told me not to, so she "wouldn't win."

I kinda feel bad, but then again, she's working. She really should've been concentrating on the ole job. And after all, isn't it the STUDENT lounge?

On a final note - I am absolutely obsessed with the new Gen-13 comic book. It's no where near as good as the original, but it compels me. I wish I had the whole series right on hand, rather than just half. The others are at home. Damn.


Which Ewan character is your perfect match?

Can't remember if I took this quiz before. Annie, what movie is the character from?
:: Mac 10:08 PM [+] ::
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I should really be studying for tomorrow's test and finishing the outline for another class, but I'm finding it hard to begin. Part of it rests on the fact that I must be on the Internet for at least a little while (research purposes), making it easy to be distracted. Cripes. I'll write this, then I'll start.

I signed up for next year's room. Jessi and I will be occupying a room on the first florr of Brentano Hall. It's an all-girl hall, which worries me, since I hate girls. They annoy me so. However, Brentano has in-room air conditioning and heating whereas my current co-ed hall does not, and hell, at least I won't have to be climbing any stairs whatsoever. Next year we'll end up trying for one of the better, more expensive co-ed halls, probably, but for now this is good.

My comics came today! But I can't read them until tonight! Yay!

Okay, time to get back to work.
:: Mac 11:37 AM [+] ::
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I just finished taking this autism test

My score was 28/50. Average is a little over 16. Uh oh?
:: Mac 11:22 AM [+] ::
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A word of advice - eating pickles before ten in the morning is not a good idea.
:: Mac 9:40 AM [+] ::
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What Is Your Animal Personality?
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:: Mac 7:56 AM [+] ::
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My mother called me JUST as they were announcing the nominees for Best Picture to announce that the Pianist was going to win. Then Chicago won. Hahahaha. However, I learned a thing or two - Roman Polanski was not present because he had sex with a 13-year-old girl a few years after his wife was murdered and had to flee the country. Interesting. Also, apparently, back in the good old days my parents used to drive out to the house Sharon Tate was murdered in and just hang. My parents are weird. Also, my grandmother is my grandfather's fifth wife. How didn't I know that. Well, they've been married since I was, like, ONE, so I guess it just didn't come up again.
:: Mac 9:21 PM [+] ::
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On that thing where they showed all the living Oscar winners, the oldest one was awarded her first one in 1936, and her second in 1937 - for The Good Earth. We saw that in Leon's class! A white woman playing a Chinese woman - I love it. Oh, and did anyone notice that all the acting winners tonight were not only first time winners, but first time nominees?

Except Nicole Kidman. She ruined it. Thanks a lot, Nic.
:: Mac 8:39 PM [+] ::
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I love Nicole Kidman's dress, but she neglected to mention her son in her speech. Maybe she should stick to home-wrecking as opposed to speech-giving.
:: Mac 8:25 PM [+] ::
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My doubting apparently makes people win Oscars!

Quote from myself - "If Eminem wins, I'll crap my pants."

Luckily, I did not live up to my word.

And he didn't even show up to perform...the punk.
:: Mac 8:02 PM [+] ::
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WHOA!! Adrien Brody just won Best Actor. The guy in the frickin' PIANIST! Wow...when they showed him, I said outloud, "Oh, he's not going to win." And then he did. Jeez, I wanted Daniel Day-Lewis to win so. And DDL looks MUCH sharper tonight. He deserved it.

Okay, I like it that he told the orchestra to cut it out when they started playing over his speech...the boy has character, I'll give him that.
:: Mac 7:53 PM [+] ::
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Am I so weird that my favorite part of the Oscars is always the "In Memoriam" part? I think so. Yet it always makes me feel sad.

I drew a picture tonight. I rather like it; it's based on the book "Good Omens" by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman (the Sandman series writer). I'm not very skilled in art at all, but it's pretty good for my standards. I have trouble drawing men, but these two actually turned out pretty decently. My favorite part - one of them is reading a newspaper, and the top story is apparently headlined "Cows Go Moo!" I think that counts as breaking news.
:: Mac 7:48 PM [+] ::
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Okay, yesterday...yesterday...it seems so long ago. Well, not really. Basically, I sa t around for a while and tried to will myself to start on one of the two papers that are going to be due soon; one's a five pager, the other eight. Oh, rest assured, it did not happen. But at least I tried to try. Sort of.

Eventually, my roommate and two others and I all went to the mall to see what good sales could be found. JCPenney had jeans for $18, making me wish I'd waited to buy some until later since mine cost over $25. Oh well. But I did - oh I did - purchase something else, which makes me EXTREMELY happy. I got a shirt for $.61. That's 61 CENTS. A green striped turtleneck. It's not especially gorgeous, but it's not ugly, and DEFINITELY worth what I paid. I paid using exact change too. How exciting.

Later on, I went to the Ides of March party Archaeology Club holds every year. Sure, we were a week past the official Ides, but hey, it was fun nonetheless. About ten of us showed up and watched Gladiator. I'd never seen it before; surprisingly good, especially Joaquin Phoenix. My brother was right, he DID deserve the Oscar that year. Oh well. We also ate suppsoedly Roman snacks, honey cakes with bay leaves stuck to the bottom. Mmmm. I kind of regret there was no garum though. (Garum being basically the ketchup of the Roman Empire, made of fish guts left out in the sun for three weeks or so.) I also got a jar of nice olives. I don't like olives, but they're free, and one of the staple crops of ancient Rome. So there.

Today I have written half of one paper, the shorter one. Yay. Making an outline definitely helps.
:: Mac 1:59 PM [+] ::
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You are Pom Pom. Your intelligence helps out all
your friends. Apparently you have 27 girlfriends,
but sometimes you make us wonder...
Big and bouncy, who could ask for a better friend,
especially when you sound like bubbles!


What HomeStarRunner Character are you?
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Woohoo! 27 girlfriends!
:: Mac 1:39 PM [+] ::
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Jeez...

I wish I were a robot. Well, maybe just partially robotic. Then my name would be Mechenzoid Waltron, and instead of working for Human Resources, I could work in the Robot Resources Department. Also, I could shoot lasers from my eyes, and everything is improved with lasers, as we all know.
:: Mac 8:25 PM [+] ::
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I can't believe that one of my all-time favorite SNL skits is not only from a recent year, but features Gwyneth Paltrow. I'm starting to warm up to her, which is weird because I HATED her for a while. It's the one where she and Jimmy Fallon are sort of hippies, singing songs about how the whales are going "extincted"...and then he freaks out when she starts singing out rainforests.

"Rainforests are the Devil! We've got to KILL the Devil!"

Oh man...I break down just remembering it.
:: Mac 8:15 PM [+] ::
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Interesting coincidence - tonight, irregularly, Three's Company is being shown on Nick At Nite. The night of September 11, to get away from the sadness and fear of the news, I watched Three's Company, the only other thing on. I wonder what happened to those little kids Joyce DeWitt is feeding the goat with.


Shrooms.
Star light,
star bright,
what images will I see tonite?


Which drug should you be hooked on? [now with pictures]
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:: Mac 8:05 PM [+] ::
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Whoa...Jennifer was going through a MAJOR identity crisis there...but now she's back and normal, thank God. I will never understand my computer.
:: Mac 9:48 PM [+] ::
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God, my roommate is loud. Jeez, it's past quiet hour! I still love her though.
:: Mac 9:06 PM [+] ::
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I have no idea why I can use Microsoft Internet Explorer whilst aol is unusable, but what the hell, I'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth or whatever.

Today I got a lovely package from Marion, thus far the only one of my dear friends to send me packages (*cries*). Here is what I received:

* one sheet of stickers
* one magazine picture of Gandalf and Frodo
* one printed photo of Cupid from "Hercules"
* one book, "Hercules, The Legendary Journeys - Scrapbook"

I distinctly remember that my friendship with Marion began via our mutual admiration for Hercules (the show, not Kevin Sorbo himself). I miss it so, especially Joxer and Ares (RIP Kevin Tod Smith).

Joxer the Mighty
Roams through the countryside.
With Gabby as his sidekick,
Fighting with her little stick.
Righting wrongs and singing songs...
He's JOXER!
He's Joxer the Mighty!

Okay, enough geekiness for a while. That was all off the top of my head, by the way.
:: Mac 9:03 PM [+] ::
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I am an imaginary number 1i I don't really exist _

what number are you?

this quiz by orsa

:: Mac 8:01 PM [+] ::
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After only nearly a year, I finally figured out how to link directly on Jennifer rather than the links list. God, I'm slow.

success!


:: Mac 7:38 PM [+] ::
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And for the record, I would send Omar off to save the world any day of the week. Not Danny or Patrick though. Danny'd probably get distracted by some shiny lights, and then Patrick would horribly offend all our allies, leading to certain doom. But OMAR! Yeah, he'd do a fine job. ;)
:: Mac 9:26 PM [+] ::
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Marion: seems to be a vast number of gay men in Middle Earth...
Marion:: I thought it's supposed to be less than 10% of any population...
Mackenzie: Maybe all the gay men just happen to be involved in the quest.
Marion:: lol...
Marion:: the fate of the Earth is in the hands of...
Marion:: ...fruits....
Marion:: No offense, but I don't think I'd send Omar, Patrick and Danny off to save the world...
Marion:: although... Ian is... hmmm
Mackenzie: See?!
Marion:: but he's only one!
Marion:: AND he's not a wizard in real life!
Mackenzie: Says YOU.
Marion:: oh, and you're a close, personal friend?
Mackenzie: He's my grandpa.
Marion:: ummm....
Mackenzie: I call him Popsy.
Marion:: .....
Marion:: and he has passed his wizard powers down to you?
Mackenzie: He and Grandpa Boyfriend used to take me out to the park on Sundays for wizardry lessons. Ah, memories.
Marion:: lmao
Marion:: "Grandpa Boyfriend"
Mackenzie: Well, I have to distinguish them SOMEHOW.
Marion:: rotfl



:: Mac 9:23 PM [+] ::
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I got an invitation to join the National Society of Collegiate Scholars (NSCS), the honor society for high-achieving first and second year college students. I'm very flattered, and it's nice they sent me a certificate of nomination, but it costs $60 for a "lifetime membership." Since it only pertains to the first two years of school, I don't know how good it'll do to be a member for LIFE. Also, while it'd be nice to put on my grad school application, I'm having doubts about just how much being in the NSCS will benefit me.
:: Mac 1:08 PM [+] ::
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THINGS THAT CONSTANTLY VEX ME...Part I don't know anymore

* Cold water dripping off my hair and down my back
* Sudden realizations of my own mortality
* Omega Red
* The fact that I can't force myself to be neat
* Having no backbone
* What I JUST DID AT THIS INSTANT - Fuck!!!
* Itchy sweaters
* When people try to make me feel stupid
* Fluctuating weather
* Insomnia
:: Mac 12:58 PM [+] ::
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:: how nintendo are you? ::

Woo! I am a manly cowboy! Thank you, sexist internet quiz!
:: Mac 9:36 AM [+] ::
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I can't believe my stupid spring break is almost over. I did pretty much nothing for a whole week, and somehow I am not content.
:: Mac 8:16 PM [+] ::
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I find plucking my eyebrows to be a very rewarding activity. Sure, it's tedious and painful, but there are very few accomplishments that make me feel more triumphant than when I get that one TINY hair that's elluded me for oh so very long.
:: Mac 7:23 PM [+] ::
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I beat my Gyruss high score again! 76000. I think I should make sure to stay the hell away from that machine whe nclasses actually start up again. And dammit, I really SHOULD start one of my papers as soon as possible. I have two rough drafts due around the same time, one for a five page paper and one for an eight page one. And then, soon after, I have a test for World Prehistory, which is always a bitch. And yet, I am not panicing. Soon, perhaps, but not now.
:: Mac 4:12 PM [+] ::
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What's your Battle-Cry?

this quiz was made by Aroihkin of PlanetKulitron

:: Mac 9:09 AM [+] ::
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I am far too lazy.
:: Mac 8:43 PM [+] ::
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Elizabeth Smart, after nearly eight months of being missing, was found today in Salt Lake City. The case was so old that I didn't remember anything about it other than her name. It's EXTREMELY rare for someone who's been missing that long to be recovered safely, though I cringe at what she may've gone through.
:: Mac 7:37 PM [+] ::
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At the moment, I can find nothing to write about. I shall sit here and stare at the computer screen until I can think of one.

OH! I beat my Gyruss high score! 73330 now. Uhhh...

Call me old-fashioned, but I much prefer Chun Li to Cammy.

I am none too displeased to be in a place where I am not forced to sit around watching my little brother play video games. He's not even good at them; he just changes the settings to make it easy for him to win. It's stupid. And if you dare point it out to him, he refuses to acknowledge the truth of the statement.

But in OTHER news, he's now an umpire for Little League, and apparently doing a good job! He got to throw out his first unruly parent the other day, and is mighty proud of it too. Maybe this authority will have a good impact on him.

Okay, I'm blanking again.

Randomly, here is my favorite Weezer lyric:

"The sea was foamin' like a bottle of beer"

EXCELLENT simile, I think. From "Surf Wax America." I love the Blue Album so.

Will return when I have something real to talk about.
:: Mac 7:11 PM [+] ::
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Where do you fall on the liberal - conservative political spectrum? (United States)
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:: Mac 10:15 AM [+] ::
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MAN...I've spent way too much time in the basement. I just got done with the laundry, and several rounds of play on an old arcade game called "GYRUSS." Remember that one? No? Me either. However, www.klov.com certainly does! Here is a description from that fine website, along with some other info:

"A shoot-em-up through the Earth's solar system where the player's ship moves in a circular orbit around the outer edge of the screen while shooting at enemies in the center. Excellent synthesizer music score of Bach's "Tocatta and Fugue in D Minor"...

"The purpose of this game is to fly through the solar system and reach Earth. The other planets that have you travel to before Earth are Neptune, Uranus, Saturn, Jupiter, and Mars. Each time you reach a planet, there is a Challenge Stage where you try to destroy as many enemies as possible. After reaching Earth, there is a Challenge Stage followed by a very fast "three warps to Neptune" stage. After this, the levels and the background music start over.

"Gyruss has been described as a cross between Galaga and Tempest. Although many players believe it is impossible to actually reach Earth, it is possible.

"This game was designed by Yoshiki Okamoto. Okamoto designed only two games while at Konami: Time Pilot and Gyruss. He later went to Capcom where he designed 1942, Final Fight, and the Street Fighter series of games."

Well, anyway, I ALMOST got to Saturn after about four plays. Luckily, all the plays are free. My high score is 72800. I think I might become horribly addicted, and soon. At least I have another reason for not studying...
:: Mac 5:51 PM [+] ::
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I was going to say this was the first time posting from a computer that was not my own, but then I realized that I'd posted on Jared's a few weeks ago. Then I remembered that I'd posted on the AVID computers about eight zillion times. So there goes this distinction.

I am in the Moore Hall Computer lab, which is a small room in the basement that seems to smell vaguely of pot smoke. The computer I'm on seems like it's about to explode, or perhaps just lay down and quietly die in agony. My roommate once commented on how quiet my computer was when I first moved into theroom, and I thought she was nuts. Turns out she was probably comparing it to this bad boy here. Poor thing. I feel sorry for it. Perhaps a name would do it some good. Hmmm...Stymie.

I'm here at old Stymie because I need to find out some information for a class project, and the fact that I don't have some sort of capability hooha whatchamacallit dodad somethinorother Acenet connection means I have to come down here to look it up. Unfortunately, I left a necessary paper upstairs in my room that'll tell me where I need to go, Internet-wise. Since I just started my laundry, that means I made this fourth trip down three flights of stairs (I'm washing three loads, and the laundry room's down here too) for NOTHING.

Fuck it. I'm not going again. I am way too lazy to live in a state without ample elevators/one-story buildings.

Oh my God, I think Stymie's in serious pain here. He might actually be dying as I type. Better wrap this up.

Okay...done.
:: Mac 3:17 PM [+] ::
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Which Grunge Band Are You?
:: Mac 9:04 AM [+] ::
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I was randomly looking up stuff on imdb today, and I stumbled upon this information:

"Larry's (of the Three Stooges) final concert appearance was at Loara High School in Anaheim, California on March 2, 1974."

Apparently, he played the violin. Inexplicably, I suddenly have some pride for the old alma mater. Why didn't I know this before?!
:: Mac 4:43 PM [+] ::
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I have decided to compile a list of my infant-orientated dreams here. Why? Just so I don't forget or lose count. I'm up to nine, I guess. Here goes:

DREAM 1 - In which I am far too young
I was very young when I had this dream, and it was the only baby one for many years. Basically, I have this kid, but I don't want it. At the end, it died as a young child, and while I was sad, it was as pity for her, not because I loved her or lost anything important in my life.

DREAM 2 - In which I am confused
In this dream, I woke up, and lying next to me was a newborn baby. I knew it was mine, but had no recollection of the conception or birth, and I hadn't even been aware I was pregnant. I wrapped it in some dirty clothes and carried it around with me, trying to find out how this'd happened. My parents seemed to act like it was no big deal, suggesting to me that they knew what was up, but I never found out. There was a strong feeling of confusion throughout the whole episode.

DREAM 3 - In which I see it all through my own eyes
This is the only one where I'm seeing things like it's really happening. Essentially, I'm in labor. In a bathtub. Yeah, pretty weird. I woke up right before the actual birth.

DREAM 4 - In which I am happy
In most of the others, I'm either unhappy or just not feeling anything. In this one, there's a strong feeling of happiness and joy. I'm walking down a bright, sunny hall lined with windows, revealing a beautiful day outside. In my arms I'm carrying this beautiful baby, sort of dancing with her down the hall.

DREAM 5 - In which I am at Disneyland
I can't remember this one too well, but I'm pushing my toddler around in a stroller, in a Disneyland giftshop. Yeah.

DREAM 6 - In which I am in a post-apocalyptic world
I have no idea WHY I'm in a post-apocalyptic world, but I am. With my little brother and mother, neither of whom are overly concerned about my giving birth to twins in a burnt out laundrymat. This is the second baby dream that features dirty clothes and my own confusion.

DREAM 7 - In which I am not overly clear what's going on
I can't remember what's happening in this one, but it was a very dark dream, and the baby is killed in the end. I think it was stabbed. It was very unsettling.

DREAM 8 - In which I am in the Colleseum
Yeah...I was fighting some woman and was worried she'd stab me in stomach and hurt my unborn child. She didn't though. I won the fight. Woohoo.

DREAM 9 - In which I am no longer a single parent
I never realized before that all my other dreams don't involve a father whatsoever. In this one, however, he's present. He's no real person, merely some made up dream person, but I think he had blonde hair. I was sitting on the floor, playing with the babies (see the previous entry), while he was on foot of the bed, watching us. It all felt very comfortable and familial.
:: Mac 1:04 PM [+] ::
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Which British Band Are You?
:: Mac 11:23 AM [+] ::
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What was I going to say? Something. Shoot.
:: Mac 8:44 PM [+] ::
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I had another baby dream last night. For those of you who don't know, I have a lot of dreams in which I have babies. Not necessarily that I'm giving birth, but that I'm the mother of an infant. I've had about ten of them now, I think, and so I know the recurring theme must mean SOMETHING, but I really have very little idea at the moment.

The one I had last night is only the second in which I have more than one child, and the second where I am truly happy. The only part I remember is laying on the wood floor with them, trying to teach the older of the two how to say "I love you." He learned it, and so did the younger one. My dream babies are GENIUSES.
:: Mac 7:41 PM [+] ::
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Last night, to celebrate Annie's birthday, I went shopping! Not for her, though. For myself. See, here's the problem with losing weight - your clothes no longer fit. So I went out and got the following:

* a pair of jeans
* a green shirt
* this leather/sweater thing

I love sales. I absolutely ADORE them.
:: Mac 4:29 PM [+] ::
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You are Jack the Ripper. Yours were some of the
most brutal murders recorded in history--yet
your case is still to this day unsolved. You
came from out of the fog, killed violently and
quickly and disappeared without a trace. Then
for no apparent reason, you satisfy your blood
lust with ever-increasing ferocity, culminating
in the near destruction of your final victim,
and then you vanish from the scene forever. The
perfect ingredients for the perennial thriller.
You are quite the mysteriously demented?


Which Imfamous criminal are you?
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:: Mac 11:24 PM [+] ::
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I just got invited to a party. Man, I am so fucking social. Well, really I think it was because I was just standing there and the people trowing the party are my roommate's friends, but it was a nice enough gesture. I'm not going, though, since I suspect that it's going to be a "let's get drunk and high" party, which I'm not too fond of. If I wanted to attend any of those, I would've already.

Suddenly, I wonder what Randy's up to.
:: Mac 3:10 PM [+] ::
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I just found out that one of my favorite authors (Monica Furlong) died last month. How upsetting...I wish she'd written more, so that people knew what a fabulous writer she was.
:: Mac 10:43 AM [+] ::
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I thought to myself this morning, Oh, I have plenty of time to get to the bank. It'll close early today, but I still have until the early afternoon. Well, maybe I'll leave early, just in case...

I arrived at noon exactly. The exact minute the bank closed.

Fuck.
:: Mac 10:17 AM [+] ::
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Which John Cusack Are You?
:: Mac 10:14 AM [+] ::
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I just got invited to Spring Break in Colorado. I'd have to leave...tomorrow morning. Yeah, I said no thanks. Well, there're more reasons than that for not going, but eh.
:: Mac 8:06 PM [+] ::
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Comic Book Conversation with Dad

Dad: You are so lucky I am yer fatter.Love-Slack-jawed Yok-El from the planet Krypton
MizzMarvelUE: More like Joke-El.
Dad: That is no way to respect yer Paternal life giver.
MizzMarvelUE: I am going to help start a Comic Book CLub here at school.
Dad: No DC loving mongoloids allowed.That should be Rule Numero Uno.Chiseled in granite.'Nuff said
MizzMarvelUE: Uh oh. The co-founder is a DC fan.
Dad: Boil it in whale oil.Slow.Like their brain.Kill!Kill!Kill!This is a real serious club,right?
MizzMarvelUE: Yes. But instead of titles like President and VP, we'll use JLA characters names.
Dad: Now that is funny.Hurry up and dibs J'onJ'onzzzz but make it K'enzzzzz D'kweenofthisdamnklub
MizzMarvelUE: I was going to choose Wonder Woman, but I think I like Flash better. I also like Martian Manhunter.
Dad: Say hello to any little shred of originality.JLA characters?Dumb like a supermodel.
Dad: Pick Stan Lee and see if anybody even notices.If they do hold your breath and throw a fit.Or pick one of your old My Little Pony names.
MizzMarvelUE: Or I could pick My Dad's Stupid.
Dad: I am out.Got to go deliver pants to your brother.(how do you not have your pants?)I would take offense to that last statement if I wasn't laughing so loud.Touche'
MizzMarvelUE: Why thank you.
:: Mac 6:47 PM [+] ::
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For the amusement of my faithful Jennifer readers, who have been experiencing a severe Jennifer shortage lately, I will try to post every day for a week. TRY. But anyway, I'll start right now by humiliating myself with an unfortunately true story:

A couple weeks ago, I was walking down the hall to get a drink of water, I have liquid refreshment IN my room, but I seem to be addicted to the water fountain; I just drink from it a lot. Maybe it's an excuse just to walk around a little. Anyway, so I went and got a drink of water, and it smelled like tuna in the vicinity of it.

I hate the smell of tuna. It is likely one of my LEAST favorite smells. I hate it. I LOATHE it. And I don't eat it either.

So I went back to my room, and I could STILL smell the tuna in the hallway. Who's making all the tuna around here?, I asked myself. They should take it downstairs. How friggin annoying. Only when I got back into my room did I learn the terrible truth.

I had tuna in my nose.

Yes, INSIDE my nose, there was a small fragment of PROCESSED, SMELLY, DISGUSTING FISH. Apparently, someone had been straining tuna in the drinking fountain, which is GROSS, and it got in my nostril. I have no idea how. Frankly, I don't want to know.

Needless to say, I freaked out. I swore to NEVER drink from the water fountain again, though I ended up doing so about an hour later. A few days later, my roommate saw the guilty party straining yet MORE tuna in the water fountain, and scolded her severely for my mental anguish. She apologized, which I graciously accepted.

But now I hate tuna more than ever.

Chicken of the sea, my ass.
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ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with?
Myself

2. What is your weapon of choice?
Deadly silence

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Yes

4. How about of the same sex?
Yes

5. Who was the last person who got really angry with you?
Hmmm...probably my brother

6. What is your pet peeve?
The sound of people eating

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
Oh, grudges...yes, the grudges


SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Put on some prescription acne treatment

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
12ish

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
My cousin Whitney

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
Er, the class let out late?

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?
Not in a while, but yes. They amused me.

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
Pfffft! Hahahaha! Does walking up the stairs count?

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
Three


GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Bottled water

2. Meat eaters:
Chicken, I guess

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
A Dixie cup of wine.

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
No

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
Yes

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
I could and have eaten straight salt before.

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, “LUNCH”?
Only if the child/pet's name was Lunch.


LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
Huh. I'd say two or three.

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family?)
I can't say for sure. There was a lot of changing in between scenes in drama, and I don't know who's seen what for sure. A couple.

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Uh...

4. Have you "done it"?
What is this "it"? This question should be more specific.

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Eyes

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
No, but I have been propositioned AS a prostitute!

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
No

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
Zero

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Hot Topic

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Buy several houses. And a puppy.

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Famous

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Oh yes

6. Have you ever stolen anything?
Mmhmm!

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
I don't keep count.


PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
Gotten through high school and into a good university.

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
How hard I've worked to get where I am.

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
Become well known for doing something positive

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Yes

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill?
Hehe...yes

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Yes

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
I talked about archaeology without bsing any of it.


ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
I can't eally think of anything...maybe Gary's laptop.

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
I am not familiar with this show.

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
I'm having enough trouble being me...

4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Not that I know of.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Pfffft, yeah!

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
The ability to draw well.

7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
Not particularly.

8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
Sloth



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