:: My Blog's Name is Jennifer ::

:: Thursday, October 31, 2002 ::

Mistake - trick or treating in 45 degree weather...

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:: Mac 9:03 PM [+] ::
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Well, I'm no longer a virgin.

...in the Rocky Horror sense, at least.

(Haha! I bet I freaked out a couple of you!)

This is yet another reason why my school is the best - the Rocky Horror Picture Show, on campus.

I'd write more, but I'm tired. Nothing overly outrageous happened. Just use your imaginations.





Which Rocky character are you?
I know I already took this one, but I felt it was appropriate...
:: Mac 10:04 PM [+] ::
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Oh my God, this really is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. My quiz is hereby known as Ugmo, the freakish quiz. I'll keep it up here out of pity for myself. I can't believe I wasted so much time on it...FUCK QUIZILLA!!

**Update - I took it off. I couldn't stand to look at it. My God, but it was ugly.
:: Mac 9:53 PM [+] ::
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http://quizilla.com/users/MizzMarvel/quizzes/What%20Kind%20of%20Breakfast%20Food%20Are%20You%3F

Screw it. One of you try it for a while...I've been working on this for far too long.
:: Mac 9:44 PM [+] ::
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I have created my first online quiz. However, Quizilla bites, so a result with which you may all try it out is unavailable at the moment.
:: Mac 9:39 PM [+] ::
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I had a dream last night, but it wasn't just any dream. It was a dream wit han all-star cast. Amongst the people (whom I can remember) appearing - Gary, Beverly, Mary, Philip, and Annie.

It was set at college, but not MINE. I mean, it was mine in the dream, but it was nicer than UE. The events are scattered. The first thing that happened is that I married my (dream) roommate's friend just for the hell of it. I didn't even know his name, and we never really hung out, and the thing was that I was scared my family would find out. Later, there was an ice cream social of sorts and Gary, Mary, and Beverly were there for some reason, even though THEY didn't go to my college. Here's something for Gary - it was actually part of the dream that Bev was giving you the cold shoulder because she regretted not going to Berkeley.

I was talking to G and M when Annie came over. Then she shouted, "John!!" And I looked over to see John Gray standing under a tree. We both ran over to hug him, but I pushed Annie out of the way so I could do it first. He was at the college for some unknown reason, but we started hanging out again; the first thing we did together was get stuck in an elevator.

Other dream events - Irish revealed that he reads my blog, meaning he knows that I have a crush on him. English starts IMing me on a regular basis. I see Philip going to take the bus home, and it is revealed that the college is just down the street from Disneyland. I worry over my husband.

It was one of my more complex, interesting dreams. I was sad when I woke up, because I miss John so much.


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The worst part is that this is true.
:: Mac 8:42 AM [+] ::
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Tonight I watched Beauty and the Beast for the first time in quite a while. And I noticed something I'd never grasped as a child.

Cogsworth and Lumiere are SOOOOOOO gay!

Seriously! They flirt through the whole damn movie. Sure, Lumiere flirts with the feather duster a bit, but he's ALWAYS making eyes at Cogs. And at one point, Cogs kinda shoos Lumiere away from the feather duster. Lumiere kisses Cogs (yes, I know they're French, but still), and later snaps him with a towel with a sly look on his face. And at the end, Lumiere just plain looks gay. He has poofy pants, come on.

I think I was enjoying the revelation far too much.


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:: Mac 8:19 PM [+] ::
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This song made me cry today...guess why?

"California" by Phantom Planet

We've been on the run
Driving in the sun
Looking out for #1
California here we come
Right back where we started from

Hustlers grab your guns
Your shadow weighs a ton
Driving down the 101
California here we come
Right back where we started from

California!
Here we come!

On the stereo
Listen as we go
Nothing's gonna stop me now
California here we come
Right back where we started from
Pedal to the floor
Thinkin' of the roar
Gotta get us to the show
California here we come
Right back where we started from

California!
Here we come!

:: Mac 9:24 PM [+] ::
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Tonight Archaeology Club had a pot party. And no, it's not what you think. We all just got together and smoked pot, that's all. Don't worry. Kidding, of course. The professor broke apart some regular old pots and we had to piece them back together. It's surprisingly hard. I quickly lost interest and wandered back to my dorm. Oh well.

Anyone interested in seeing my tattoo? Here's the URL to a pic:

http://www.geocities.com/dgmn45/Mackenzie_Tattoo.jpg


Which Sexy Comic Book Villainess Are You?
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:: Mac 8:56 PM [+] ::
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Jessi's DDR friend Larry says I look like the character Alice from that game. Here's the URL to a pic of her:

http://art.slimemansion.com/copyright/art/031alice.jpg

And here's another:

http://art.slimemansion.com/copyright/art/027alice.jpg

Yeah, look just like me, right? ;)

But I'll take it as a compliment, considering I'm going as her to my school's masquerade ball.
:: Mac 8:53 PM [+] ::
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Who are you most likely to fuck
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:: Mac 8:14 AM [+] ::
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MizzMarvelUE: What's that, boyfriend? I should call you Seth? Heehee, okay...
Qwilleran1: What's that Elijah?
Qwilleran1: You HATE Mackenzie??!!?
Qwilleran1: She's not worth the bother???
Qwilleran1: OK, whatever you say....
MizzMarvelUE: What, boyfriend? Your best friend Elijah lies to Marion? Oh dear...
MizzMarvelUE: She deserves the lies, though. She's a liar too.
Qwilleran1: What, Elijah...?
Qwilleran1: yes, I know Mackenzie is ignorant!
Qwilleran1: That's no reason to name-call!
MizzMarvelUE: Oh, hush Seth! Stop laughing at Marion with Elijah behind her back! That's cruel.
Qwilleran1: *ring, ring*
Qwilleran1: Hello?
Qwilleran1: Oh, what's that Seth?
Qwilleran1: I shouldn't download the file Mackenzie sent me?
Qwilleran1: It has a virus on it? Qwilleran1: Ok, goodbye... yeah, love you, too...
Qwilleran1: talk to you later...
MizzMarvelUE: Where are you Seth? Making a crank call to Marion, you say? Haha, that IS funny!
Qwilleran1: *ding dong*
Qwilleran1: Oh, Hi Mr. T!
Qwilleran1: Glad you could drop by!
Qwilleran1: What! You say Mackenzie supports Jim Crow laws!!!!
Qwilleran1: Wow, I knew she was evil,
Qwilleran1: but that's downright diabolical...what?
Qwilleran1: Yes, I pity the fool, too, Mr. T.
MizzMarvelUE: Oh, look, an email...
MizzMarvelUE: It's from Abe Vigoda, the aging comedian...
MizzMarvelUE: WHAT?! Marion gave Abe herpes?! And the herpes have crabs?! And the crabs have gonerhea?!
MizzMarvelUE: Oh my...
Qwilleran1: What's that Elijah... Mackenzie is SO ignorant that she believes everything she reads?
Qwilleran1: And she's dyslexic?
Qwilleran1: Oh, I see...
MizzMarvelUE: WHAT?! Seth, it can't be true...
MizzMarvelUE: Stop saying it...
MizzMarvelUE: Marion is NOT Stalin and Gertrude Stein's love child!!
MizzMarvelUE: Oh, okay, she is.
Qwilleran1: What's that, Mr. T?
Qwilleran1: Murpy's law was based on Mackenzie???
Qwilleran1: Yes, I can see that a lot went wrong there...
MizzMarvelUE: Huh? Karl Urban's coming over to duel for me with you, Seth?
MizzMarvelUE: Wow, that's nice...
MizzMarvelUE: And he HATES girls named Marion?
MizzMarvelUE: Don't we all?
Qwilleran1: ...Mr. T? ... Elijah...? what is that strange noise!
Qwilleran1: AAAAAAAHHH!
Qwilleran1: Kevin! You've come all the way back from the grave to warn me about something????
Qwilleran1: what...?
Qwilleran1: what's that... your voice is kinda raspy...
Qwilleran1: I didn't quite catch that?
Qwilleran1: Oh, Mackenzie is all alone in a room?
Qwilleran1: And she's making up lies to appear important...?
Qwilleran1: Oh, I see...
Qwilleran1: So I should forgive her for her temporary insanity?
Qwilleran1: No??!!!
Qwilleran1: She's evil??!
Qwilleran1: Well, if you say so....
MizzMarvelUE: *gasp* I KNOW, Karl! I can't believe she disrespected the memory of the wonderful Kevin Smith either, with all these lies...
MizzMarvelUE: This is an outrage.
MizzMarvelUE: Oh Karl, stop touching me there! This is serious!
Qwilleran1: *ring, ring*
Qwilleran1: Oh, hi again Seth!
Qwilleran1: Mackenzie caught you and you lied to her?
Qwilleran1: I understand.
Qwilleran1: WHAT???!!!!
Qwilleran1: Karl was reaching for the mouse when Mackenzie molested him????
Qwilleran1: This is serious...what's that....?
Qwilleran1: You'll take care of it...?
Qwilleran1: you've got a friend who'll do WHAT???
Qwilleran1: Oh, I see...
Qwilleran1: OK, goodbye...
Qwilleran1: yeah, love you too...
Qwilleran1: ...no, you hang up first...
Qwilleran1: no, you hang up...
Qwilleran1: oh, okay.
Qwilleran1: *click*
MizzMarvelUE: So you're getting Marion to come bring the money to the secret location to...haha..."take care of me"?
MizzMarvelUE: What?
MizzMarvelUE: She's too damn poor and lives behind the 7-11, so there's no point?
MizzMarvelUE: Seth...you SO wanted to get rid of her. Now how'll you do it?
MizzMarvelUE: Oh? Mr. T's going to strangle her with his gold chains? That's not nice.
MizzMarvelUE: Karl!! Not in front of Seth!!
Qwilleran1: What, Mr. T? You've worked out a plan with Seth?
Qwilleran1: You say you met on the Conan O'Brien show?
Qwilleran1: And Seth met Karl where?
Qwilleran1: Oh, right, when Seth went to that spa in NZ... I see...
Qwilleran1: Karl's going to poison his fingernails???!!!
Qwilleran1: Don't you think that's a bit drastic???
Qwilleran1: She may be evil, but doesn't she have the right to a fair & speedy trial?
Qwilleran1: Oh, she's started molesting Karl again...
Qwilleran1: okay, I see...
Qwilleran1: action must be taken...
Qwilleran1: Yes, I think that would be considered self defense.
Qwilleran1: Yes, Mr. T. I, too, pity the fool.
MizzMarvelUE: Ohhhh, KARL. You say your fingernails are poisoned with my love, making sure you must never touch another woman again? What? Ohhh, I WILL marry you!
MizzMarvelUE: What Seth? Why, I'll marry you too!
MizzMarvelUE: And Marion can't even clean the toilet at the edding chapel?
MizzMarvelUE: Come on...just the toilet...well, if you guys insist.
Qwilleran1: *ring ring*
Qwilleran1: Oh, what's that, Seth?
Qwilleran1: you've tricked her into going to the designated place?
Qwilleran1: and after that your friend will take care of her?
Qwilleran1: Okay, I see, yes... make sure to take good care of Karl...
Qwilleran1: Yes, get him to a psychiatrist RIGHT AWAY....
Qwilleran1: yes, don't hesitate...
Qwilleran1: we can't risk permanent damage....
Qwilleran1: ok.... yes, yes, I love you too...
Qwilleran1: bye...
Qwilleran1: *click*
MizzMarvelUE: Oh, I'm sleepy too, Karl...it's past one here.
MizzMarvelUE: I think we better get to bed.
MizzMarvelUE: Do you think you and Seth will both fit in there with me?
MizzMarvelUE: No...I don't think it'll be a problem either.
:: Mac 11:38 PM [+] ::
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:: Mac 9:19 PM [+] ::
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Sweet Jesus, this tattoo is fucking ITCHING!! Oh dear God, why? WHY??

Ahhh...thank you, Gold Bond Medicated Body Lotion.
:: Mac 11:00 PM [+] ::
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I got my World Cultures paper back. I got a perfect on it. The professor wrote "Good work", then crossed it out and put "Great." Now I'm really worried. Oh well. Apparently, I'm set on sabotaging my Archaeology paper that's due Tuesday, since I haven't really started it yet. Hooray! That should even things out a bit.

I've worked 27 and a half hours, and made about $141. Stupid minimun wage. Isn't my time worth more than that? Of course not.

I called Anaheim today. Why? To call Mrs. Balas from AVID. Because come on, who ELSE would I call?

I'm so friggin' boring. Here's a quiz:







What Planet Are You From?


this quiz was made by The Autist Formerly Known As Tim




:: Mac 8:16 PM [+] ::
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Which Beatle girl are you?

"You're George's girlfriend. You have a cute boyfriend who's very quiet and understanding. He's into Eastern religion and into all that meditation and stuff. He writes songs about you, and doesn't he looks so cute up on stage playing his guitar?"
:: Mac 10:07 AM [+] ::
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Educational update - of the three midterms I took (out of five classes), these were the results:

* Anthropology - consisted of multiple choice, definitions, and essay - A

* Spanish - conisted of vocabulary, changing of the present to past tense, translation, answering questions, and dictation - A

* Archaeology - conisted of identifying places on a map, fill in the blank, true/false, muliple choice, identifying various atifacts on slides, and essay - A-

I still haven't gotten that Philosophy paper I did about nine million years ago (actually, less than a month ago). Or my World Cultures paper. I think I did better on the second than the first. Oooh boy. That's gonna be bad. But at least, for the moment, I feel smart.

**Update - Later...Well, apparently I was wrong. I got an A on my Philosophy paper. A "Beautiful Job", to quote the professor. Which bothers me, since all that means is that my lucky is rapidly running out.
:: Mac 10:02 AM [+] ::
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What type of LotR fan are you?
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:: Mac 9:37 PM [+] ::
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I'm officially a girl. Are you a girl or a boy? by Clicks and Buzzes

Good to know.
:: Mac 12:40 PM [+] ::
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This afternoon (Thursday, October 10), I celebrated the end of midterms by permanently scarring my body.

In other words, I got a tattoo.

No, not one of those ones you can get with certain brands on bubble gum and involve the running of it under water for it to stick. I mean a real, honest to God tattoo. I can't believe I did it. I just can't even comprehend this.

According to Jessi, I was the one who suggested we get matching tattoos. Looking back on it, she's right. I DID suggest it first. In the early stages of the idea, it would've happened it December as Christmas presents to ourselves. That way, it wouldv'e been quite possible to forget about the whole thing. But no. Neither of us did, and she started bugging me to get it done sooner so she wouldn't spend all her money before we went through with it.

We got custom tattoos, meaning we didn't just pick something random off of the wall. In a rare moment of self-awareness, I insisted on going first so I couldn't chicken out. The artist, Jason, drew the design on my back first, then actually started with the needle. The outline hurts more than the filling in of shading, but all in all the pain actually wasn't too bad. No worse than a doctor's office shot, only somewhat longer. The end result was an Eye of Horus on the back of my right shoulder. A while later, Jessi emerged with an ankh on HER right shoulder. We are both cool and tough now.

Then we watched "Rock Star" and ate ice cream for a while. After that, we took the yearbook photo for Archeology Club and outside luckily found our friend Annie, who has a car and was willing to drive us somewhere to buy ointment for our ink stained body parts. Jody, who I've mentioned before, also came along. He jumped on me and hurt my tattooed shoulder. I instigated it, though. At some point, we got lost on a dark, scary road in Kentucky, but eventually made it to some random grocery store where I bought ointment and a National Enquirer.

I can't believe I did this. I think the ink is affecting my thinking capacity.

My tattoo itches.
:: Mac 10:24 PM [+] ::
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Tonight I actually got out amd did something, despite the fact I haven't finished my World Cultures paper and really should be studying. My friend Jessi's boyfriend Jeff came all the way from Virginia to visit her, so this afternoon we all went with this guy Jody from Nashville to an arcade. Jeff and Jessi are DDR (Dance Dance Revolution) freaks, so Jody and I stood around watching them play it for a while. Eventually, Jody convinced me to play it with him for a round. Boy, did I suck. And not just a little, either. I am probably the worst DDR player ever. EVER. The machine actually dissed me. Afterwards, we went to Sonic for dinner. Mmmm, Sonic. I got chicken strips, tater tots, and a strawberry limeade. A perfect meal.

Now I'll go and try to do some work again...


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:: Mac 5:43 PM [+] ::
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Where in the world is Mackenzie Walton?

This last week and next I have mid-terms, so, believe it or not, Mackenzie has been studying. A lot. Well, not constantly, but still quite a bit. The Anthropology test I took on Monday and Wednesday (did I mention that?) went well, I think, and I finally finished reading the Koran and am almost done with my World Cultures paper. The big thing for the weekend - do some MAJOR studying for the Archeology test on Tuesday. And I mean LOTS. I need to memorize quite a bit.

Okay, but other than boring stuff, what's been going on with me? Well, I went to the Massage-athon on Thursday (not Tuesday, as previously reported). As it turns out, my $3 did NOT go to a mere shoulder rub, but a full back massage. I went into this darkened room and saw row upon row of shirtless people. The women had backless smock things, but still, their full backs were exposed. And soon, I was among them. Odd. Oil of some sort was used and everything. The girl who did my massage did a good job, but I didn't really feel any more relaxed afterwards. Ah well.

At for this morning, I was roused from my warm bed by the fire alarm. We all had to evacuate and go stand outside in the dark for about five minutes in our pajamas before we were allowed to go back in. I was so disorientated that I didn't realize until I got back to my room that I'd had my flipflops on the wrong feet. As it turned out, the whole thing happened because someone in the kitchen burned their pop-tarts. Damn you pop-tarts.

I had rhubarb pie for the first time ever today. Rhubarb does not sound delicious. But you know what? Rhubarb is pretty fucking delicious. It's got this sweet-sour thing going on. And the crust, mmmm. Light and flakey. Perfect pie crust.

Oh jeez - Brendan Fraser had a baby. Well, his wife did at least. He was one of my last favorite movie stars to be childless. I mourn.

But oh! Lloyd from "Undeclared" is the bad guy in that movie "Abandon"!! Huzzah!

Okay. I think that's all I've been thinking of interest (and I use the term loosely) lately.

One week until next Friday.


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Hey, I didn't know the angels were gay...


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Another quiz for the hell of it.
:: Mac 6:42 PM [+] ::
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